The Diaper Song

Despite my complete lack of musical ability, I have taken to composing songs for Joseph and my entertainment, especially for often repeated activities. As you might expect therefore I developed my first song for diapering. Brad thinks no one is going to talk to me again after reading this, but I’m risking it . . .

This is the diaper song
We sing it all day long
‘Cause we are growing big
And we are growing strong
So we sing the diaper song
And we sing it
all
day
long

I like to poop and I like to pee
But I don’t like it on me
I go number one and I go number two
And
I might
even
get it
on you!

(Bridge)
I can spray a mile away
I can shoot my poop to the moon

SO PUT A DIAPER ON
And sing the diaper song!

Repeat. Many, many times a day.

Joseph stylin his cloth diapers